I have to share with you my newest acquisition:
(yes, it's a stapler)
check out what happens when I push this little knob to the right
ka-pow! it's got a built in staple-remover!
and unlike my other spanky but not quite as functional stapler, I can swing it open to staple notes to my desk
possibly the coolest feature of all?
it carries a supply of staples ready to go
All for the low, low price of $1.08 from my local thrift store. What a score!